Well, here you are. Somehow, you stumbled on the mystery of Pronunciation Book and its sudden, unsettling countdown to... something... on September 24th -- 77 days from July 9th, 2013 (How To Pronounce 77).
You might've thought to yourself, "Why, this looks like fun!" And then you looked closer. Deeper. Now you do not know what to think.
Worry not, intrepid internaut, for help is at hand.
You are one of us now.
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